“Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone!”
Not to spoil a 22-year-old movie, but the highpoint to this guilty pleasure comes when crusty school janitor William Sadler exits in high style.
Piloting a truck covered in malfunctioning Stepford teens, he punches the gas and heads for the nearest cliff, quoting Pink Floyd and striking a blow for misunderstood creepers everywhere.
A nice slice of X-Files-style conspiracy sci fi, with a mad doctor scrambling the brains of rich kids on a remote island, it’s got prime Katie Holmes, plus Sadler in all his demented glory.
He, for one, is killin’ it.