Grandma? Expendable.
The family dog? Not so much.
A supremely cheesy, though undeniably entertaining, volcano-go-boom epic set in the Pacific Northwest, this is not the best film Pierce Brosnan or Linda Hamilton have made.
Which doesn’t mean I don’t cherish it, cause I do.
Some days you just want to wallow in a vat of well-processed Velveeta and watch Maw-Maw wade through acid-laced water to push her family in a boat to safety.
While the family pooch not only survives fire and lava, but sits off to the side gloating about it.
Helps to have the ASPCA on your side.