What’s for dinner? You are.
Based on Michael Crichton’s page-turner Eaters of the Dead (and why didn’t they keep the title??), this largely-forgotten ’90s action thriller has got everything.
Antonio Banderas as a suave, sword-wielding poet capable of slayin’ them with word and deed.
A burly pack of hard-drinking, harder-fighting Vikings on a mythic quest.
And, oh yes, the aforementioned Eaters of the Dead, cannibalistic sorta-humans living deep in the mists from which no man returns unchanged.
The movie was a huge box office bomb, proving, once again, that there are a lot of stupid people out there.