The Greasy Strangler

How’s your gag reflex?

This gross-out love letter to movie theaters where your shoes stick to the floor 365 days a year ain’t for the easily-offended.

Don’t wanna watch a wrinkly old dude (disco maniac/serial killer Big Ronnie) slather his naked body in thick, creamy layers of congealed grease before going out for a hot night of homicide?

Fine, ya bullshit artist, go watch the new Mulan.

The rest of us will be melting our synapses to a film hailed by James Franco for having “lots of boobs, and butts, and fake penises of all sizes.”

All covered in grease.

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