You are their favorite snack.
How can you not enjoy the heck out of this tale of toothy outer space predators running amok in farm country after crash-landing a hijacked jail transport ship?
I mean, good lord, just bask in the cinematic nirvana that is that poster.
We got shape-shifting bounty hunters, small town yokels, and some extremely bitey rascals, and it launched a series of films, with then-unknowns Angela Bassett and Leonardo DiCaprio starring in future installments.
They’re not here, but character actor god M. Emmet Walsh is, so winner-winner, the Critters are gonna eat you for dinner.