The Apple

Magic apple, mystery apple.

Taste it! Taste it!!! Taste it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, there’s no rational excuse for loving this film, and yet here we are, so deal with it.

Released in 1980, set in the far-off future of 1994, and filled with sizzlin’ disco sci-fi musical numbers that would make Ira Gershwin weep, this is a litmus test.

Do you fully embrace Catherine Mary Stewart singing about … speed … while rockin’ silver thigh-high boots?

Do you want to clap along as a guy in a shimmery thong meets an actual, actual vampire?

Whoa, whoa, go, go, do it, do it, do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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