Start describing this movie, and you sound like a six-year-old who just ate too much sugar.
“There’s giant killer robots!”
“Angelina Jolie’s got an eyepatch, and she’s sassy as all get out!!”
“They end up in Shangri-La!!! Yes, that Shangri-La!!!”
“And then Jude freakin’ Law comes zoomin’ in, firing laser pistols and leading the Flying Legion and he’s like pew, pew, PEW … and my popcorn ended up everywhere but my mouth!!!!!”
I was 33 when this razzle-dazzle sci-fi epic hit theaters, and am 49 now, but every time I watch it, I become that sugar-addled kid again.
Which is kinda cool.