So, there can’t be two?

Well, rules are rules, and, as everyone in this sword ‘n sorcery romp is fond of saying, “There can be only one!”

They usually bellow said sentiment, moments before trying to chop heads, as immortals are prone to do.

Collect the noggin of a rival, and you get hit with the “Quickening,” sort of like taking jumper cables to the soul.

Christopher Lambert and Clancy Brown, struttin’ as the baddest man on the planet, face off in pursuit of the ultimate prize, but the real winner is you, the viewer pursuing fine cinematic cheese.


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