Bone Tomahawk

Cannibals? Why did it have to be cannibals?

Kurt Russell, rockin’ ferocious facial hair, is a small-town sheriff just minding his business, until he can’t, in this twisted tale of life and death in the Old West.

Traveling out to the charmingly-named “Valley of the Starving Men,” the local law enforcement comes smashed-in face to smashed-in face with a pack of less-than-friendly locals.

Surviving by eating the tastiest of cuts from anyone who crosses their land, our fine young cannibals are a fearsome force.

Too bad Russell is resolutely old-school, and ready to jam a shotgun up their neither regions.

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