Hell is a place on Earth.
Still rockin’ heavenly abs, disgraced angel Paul Bettany stockpiles enough guns to satisfy Linda Hamilton in the Terminator series, then heads out to grab breakfast at a diner in the middle of nowhere.
Of course, he has an ulterior motive in this sometimes cheesy, but always-fun preview of the apocalypse.
Our ripped ‘n ready hero knows there’s a war brewing — set in motion by a pissed-off God and featuring hordes of angels rumbling while locals like Dennis Quaid just try and drink their morning OJ.
Oscar winner? Hardly.
Good-time brain cell melter? Absolutely.
