I want my MTV back.
Not the insipid reality TV version which has been their brand for years, but the long-dead dream of a place which played music videos 24-7-365.
Call me an old fuddy-fuddy, but the days when Duran Duran and Peter Gabriel turned music videos into an art form designed to entertain latchkey kids is still the ideal.
Poke around, and you can still find music videos of course, with Russian rave band Little Big at the forefront of the movement.
Each of their daffy, pulsing videos hits with a vengeance, but none more so than this one.