“There’s only one return, OK, and it ain’t of the king, it’s of the jedi!”
Delivering a slap-down to dirty hobbit-lovers everywhere (basically doing the Lord’s work), writer/director Kevin Smith delivers a sequel with zip.
Everything is bigger — color film instead of black-and-white, real movie stars like Rosario Dawson — yet, at its heart, part deux is just as profane and low-rent as its predecessor.
It’s easy to hate on Smith. Lord knows a lot of people do.
But, from a guy who spent 15 years in a video store, I’ve always had a soft spot for the real-life Silent Bob.