Let’s get weird.
Fellow ’80s teens have probably used therapy to block memories of Turbo Teen, but it’s time to rip the Band-Aid off the boo-boo.
Yes, there really was a Saturday morning cartoon — 13 episodes in ’84 — about a kid who gets zapped by a molecular beam, becoming a “living” car.
Suck it Knight Rider — this kid would watch his insides twist around his outsides, and, presto, super-duper car comin’ at you.
Nightmare fuel to go with your Body Buddies cold cereal.
PS — Big bonus. The episode below is in German with subtitles, which makes for a very existential experience.