It’s the love triangle of your nightmares.
A very odd stop-motion puppet affair from 1930, this herky-jerky short film tells the tale of two weirdos fighting for the hand of a third weirdo.
And did I mention all the roles are played by puppets who happen to be creepy … even by puppet standards?
Who was this even made for? No, seriously, I’m asking cause I have no clue.
It wasn’t aimed at kids, what with the “female” star disrobing — behind some house blinds, creating an animated silhouette of stockings being thrown asunder.
Apparently your great-great grandparents had some issues…