A Gnome Named Gnorm

“Pooka Sam has nice roundies!!”

A lazy Sunday, buried under blankies on the recliner, watching a film I somehow avoided for 30 years – 15 of those working in video stores.

And now the word’s horniest gnome was hitting on every human woman possible — in a PG-rated man-and-creature buddy comedy.

Toss in Anthony Michael Hall as a cop who looks like he’s 12, and bad guy Jerry Orbach definitely willing to put Gnorm in a corner, and I hit a sort-of moment of zen.

I swear, as things faded out, I could almost smell the Videoville popcorn machine catching on fire one more time…

 

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