Don’t talk back to Teddy.
The creepy bear at the heart of this demented early ’80s thriller is the kind of creature who frequently gets up to no good, telling his 12-year-old owner to chuck people to their death.
The pit in which they go splat, conveniently located in the nearby woods, contains a pack of mysterious, meat-eating creatures our young “hero” labels the Tra-La-Logs.
My, what big teeth you all have. The better to dispose of anyone who pisses me off at school.
Campy and delirious, this remains a primo WTF film which must be seen to be believed.