Strictly Ballroom

There are no new steps!

Remember that as you plunge into the wild ‘n woolly world of ballroom dancing, early ’90s style, somewhere deep down under.

Ruled with an iron fist by big boss Barry Fife, who won’t accept any “flashy, crowd-pleasing nonsense,” there are strict rules to follow on the dance floor.

Not that fiery free spirit Scott, or talented wallflower Fran, are likely to take his fun-killing proclamations to heart, as they yearn to, burn to, dance free.

The sassy beyond belief debut of future Moulin Rouge director Baz Luhrmann, this earns nothing but 10’s from the judges.