Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

“I’ve got a new god!!”

One puff of the wacky tobaccy, and former straight arrow Jimmy speeds down the highway to Hell, one arm slung protectively over new gal pal Mary Jane.

As opposed to former girlfriend Mary Lane, played by perpetually-peppy Kristin Bell, on her own path of twisted discovery thanks to the Devil’s weed.

“Goodbye Mary Sunshine! Reefer has blown out her mind! She’s now a hot-head hussy!”

The bodies pile up, innocence is lost, Satan does a spit-take after Jesus and Joan of Arc team up to sing a tangy duet, and I love it all.